Top 5 Reasons I Know I'm Starting to Recover from The Stomach Bug

5. Stomach cramps fewer and farther between

4. The mere thought of eating, at some point in the future, not nearly as disgusting as it was 24 hours ago

3. It occurred to me to resume my reading of Steve Martin's Shopgirl

2. I put on lipstick (after bathing, washing my face, and moisterizing) and tried to do my hair

1. I had the strength to blog