I'm It!

From Muddyart's most recent post:

If you're tagged, you need to choose 5 (or more if you like) occupations from the list below and then finish the sentence for each that you've chosen.

You then tag three more people who must do the same. You can add more occupations to the list when you pass it on but you must choose your 5 from the list provided by the person who tagged you. You're also asked to trackback to the blogger who tagged you if you know how.

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a service member...
If I could be a photographer...
If I could be a philanthropist...
If I could be a rap artist...
If I could be a child actor...
If I could be a secret agent...
If I could be a comedian/comedienne...
If I could be a priest...
If I could be a radio announcer...
If I could be a phlebotomist...
If I could be Paris Hilton's stylist...
If I could be the CEO of Microsoft..
If I could be a movie producer.
If I could be a laser hair removal specialist...
If I could be a dog groomer...
If I could be a bicycle repairman...
If I could be a member of the Royal Family...

here are my additions to the list:

If I could be an editor....
If I could win the Nobel Peace Prize....
If I could invent a new no-cal drink....
If I could be a member of the President's cabinet...

If I could be a writer I would write novels about the drama and intellectually-hellacious pas de deux of relationships. I would also write pulitzer prize-winning volumes of free-verse poetry.

If I could be Paris Hilton's stylist, I would help her get some...style, that is.

If I could be a professor, I would teach comparitive literature, and devote an entire class to Anna Karenina.

If I had been a child actor, I would have been one of the few to not star in a porn flick or do drugs.

If I could be a rap artist, my debut album would be called "All you Sucker MCs better just back up off me."

P.S. I tagged Catchka, Michael, and Sarah.