"purple haired old lady": You don't
really have to be a lady to be a purple haired
old lady--all that means is you're one of those
wierd eccentric old people. Purple haired old
ladies are those old people who go out on their
lawn at midnight with a pair of scissors to cut
the grass. They do whatever the hell they want
to do because they can. They take advantage of
being old and aren't afraid to let is show.
They're the kind of old people who get stuck in
the crazy section of the nursing home because
they're too rambunxious for their family to
deal with.


What kind of old person will you be?
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