Top Ten Reasons Why I Do Not Want To Get Married:

1. I am not actually interested in compromising.
2. I do not want to share.
3. I can barely handle my own issues, let alone someone else's.
4. A rolling stone gathers no moss.
5. I need to stay on the cutting edge for my art.
6. No place to hide.
7. I don't want to have to buy orange juice with pulp (I hate pulp. Most people like orange juice with at least SOME pulp. See number 1.).
8. My anger is way too out of control to let another person bear the burden of it.
9. Unmet expectations looming large over the horizon and countless "discussions" about those unmet expectations.
10. I snore. A deal breaker for many people.