Something My Therapist Said To Me That I Forgot To Mention

"You're the data woman; you've got to collate the data..."

Little did she know how accurate she was. My chief function at work is that of data whore as evidenced by all of the pointless reports I am asked to furnish and "calibrate" against other data sets.

In my private life, I have often said "Well, I'm a data gatherer."

Coincidence?

I don't think so.