Observations on Editor Boy (as he shall henceforth be known)...

He wears his pants about 3 sizes too large. I've noticed this phenomenon among a lot of men who are of a medium build (or smaller); they buy pants (khakis, usually) that are meant for a much larger man. Is this perhaps because they just grab a random pair of pants off the shelf and buy them without trying them on?

P.S. I've always wanted an excuse to call a man 'Editor Boy.' For a while another coworker was pinch-hitting by working in an editorial capacity in addition to all his other responsibilities. I called him Disgruntled Editor Boy.