My Decade MashUp

who's the president?*towers crash*the whale watch from hell*back to baltimore*hellacious commute*hot dog vomiting*blowing chunks in my polyester hair*a job on the waterfront* Introduction to Whole Foods (life is never the same)*dead-end career*apply to grad school*get in to grad school!* professor love muffin*weight loss* father dies* thesis snafu*m.a.*career upswing*almost lose my virginity*finally stop hating black men*sister gets married*weight loss*applying to grad school II*getting into grad school II*sister gets divorced*move in with my sister and the dog*weight gain*obama runs for president*obama becomes president*laid off*unemployment denial*letter to the governor*michael jackson dies*back pay!*pay cut* career downgrade*36th birthday*first college teaching job*